About

Just another student who eats his vitamins and studies hard so that one day he may join the ranks of the upper class: become filthy rich, famous, and extremely dissatisfied with life.  The tabloids will read, “Simon sighted stealing frozen pizza from local store.”
If you’re reading this blog to find out more about me, you’re completely out of luck.  If you’re reading this to get some philosophical insight on life, you won’t find any. Thanks for reading!